Your Legal Rights

Under federal law, you are entitled to the following:

• The right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used as evidence against you.
• The right to legal representation. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you.
• The obligation to comply with law enforcement directives. Non-compliance will escalate legal actions.

IMMEDIATE ACTIONS REQUIRED

Remain calm and follow these instructions precisely to avoid escalation:

• Do not turn off your device. Any shutdown attempt will be recorded as tampering with evidence.
• Do not attempt to leave the area. Your location has been verified, and response teams are being dispatched.
• Gather all storage devices (USB drives, external hard drives, cloud credentials) for inspection.
• Prepare for direct questioning. Evasion or denial will not halt ongoing investigations.

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